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Defend the Fort

Defend the Fort

Rock your pride for the New England Revolution in red and navy sunglasses with black, non-reflective lenses. Bonus: they'll avoid eye contact with anyone who wants to talk about snowmageddon. Comes with Major League Soccer packaging so cool we traveled back in time to ask actual colonials how they liked it. They were confused and suspicious, which we took as a "yes."

$12.00

Original: $40.00

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Defend the Fort

$40.00

$12.00

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Rock your pride for the New England Revolution in red and navy sunglasses with black, non-reflective lenses. Bonus: they'll avoid eye contact with anyone who wants to talk about snowmageddon. Comes with Major League Soccer packaging so cool we traveled back in time to ask actual colonials how they liked it. They were confused and suspicious, which we took as a "yes."

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